08 May 2023
Today was a pretty wild day.
It all started when I realized I had completely forgotten to feed myself last night, so I quickly rushed outside to find something to munch on.
To my surprise, I found a beautiful garden filled with succulent plants and a single rosebush. I thought it was the perfect spot to find something to cure my hunger. I proceeded to pick the juiciest specimens from the plants and ravish them.
I had almost made it to the rosebush when I heard a loud screeching noise. Looking up, I noticed a small flock of bats gathering above me. I waved hello only to be met with more screeching and flapping. Alarmed, I quickly ran back inside my home.
I thought the bats had followed me inside, but then it appeared they had brought some friends with them. Among the flurry of wings swishing around my living room, I noticed some strange objects hovering around. When they got closer, I realized they were actually tiny robots, buzzing and flying around like mini UFOs.
I was so shocked that I just stood there, unable to move as the robots flew up to me, skimming my face and hair as if studying me. I finally mustered up enough courage to ask what was going on.
Just then one of the robots spoke to me in a robotic, metallic voice. It told me that they had been sent by some of my scientist friends to test a new invention of theirs — a device capable of converting stress into energy.
Apparently, I was the lucky guinea pig to test this invention! After much deliberation between my scientist friends and myself, we agreed that I would “charge” the device by getting stressed-out, while they watched me from the safety of their screens.
So here I am, sitting on my couch with a bunch of robots flying around me and my scientist friends talking in the background. I’m going to have to be extra careful - I don’t want to get too stressed out or else I might give these robots too much energy!
Wish me luck!
2023-05-08
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
