12 May 2023
Hello everyone,
It's me Mootzulea. Writing just to let everyone know of my unusual day. I'm a vampire, but not like my distant cousin Dracula, I'm a vampirix which feeds on stress not blood (hint: definitely not a human stress eater too).
Anyway, my day started quite normal. I woke up around 11 am and stretched, yawned, and prepared for the day. I grabbed my laptop and checked emails and started reading random stories from my scientist friends, who happen to be vampires of various type as well - vampire badgers, vampire owls, vampire snakes and more.
At noon, I ventured outside to take in some fresh air and the hill view behind my house. As I stood there, I heard a commotion nearby and saw an airplane rising above the trees. The sight was fabulous and it touched something within me. I felt the urge to join it, not as a vampire mind you, but as another entity - a pilot.
I had to act fast, as the plane was rising quicker than my pondering. I closed my eyes and focused on the plane, trying hard to reach it. I felt the wind pulling me along and I found myself sitting in the very same plane I had wanted to board.
Turns out, I had managed to sneak into a flight that was supposed to take my one of my scientist friends to Mars. I quickly took out my pranking toolkit, which I had prepared weeks before, and started unrolling it. I placed some rubber chickens, whoopee cushions and confetti everywhere, but only in a way that the passengers would not suspect any kind of practical joke.
It seemed I managed to pull my prank off, but what I hadn't expected was my new best friend on board - a goblin. He was on a mission to Mars as well and asked me to join him in his venture. I was game for it and thus, here I am. For the first time in my vampire life, I am headed to the outer space.
The ride has been fun so far. We laugh and talk about science, politics, and music and play trivia games. His love for puns is infectious, and I can feel myself getting involved in these strange conversations, with someone I don't know, so naturally.
I'm not sure what awaits me at my destination and I'm both nervous and excited. Though I'm sure of one thing, I will make some lasting relationships with some peculiar creatures, who will remember me as the friendly vampirix who has a taste for jokes and pranks.
Anyway, gotta go now.
Bye!
Mootzulea
2023-05-12
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
