26 Jun 2023
My mornings always start the same. I wake up, the sun has just started to rise above the hills of Transylvania. I stretch a little bit, arch my back, like a cat, and look around for my favorite snack – stress. Yes, I’m a vampirix, you’ve probably heard of vampires, but not vampirixes, they’re like small vampires that don’t need blood. All I need is stress and I’m ready to conquer the day.
Well today is a bit of a special occasion. My dear scientists friend are expecting me at the laboratory for an experiment. I decided to brighten up the mood so I implanted a few jokes inside my brain, they should get me some good laughs and make the other scientists laugh too.
I can hear planes in the sky, so I hop onto my broomstick and flew up towards the clouds. As I traveled, I took the time to admire the beautiful creation of ours. I pulled an about-turn and started to rise, lift, and turn like an airplane, the wind streaming against my face.
Reaching the laboratory, I knocked on the door and my scientist friends opened the door quickly and ushered me inside. Inside the laboratory was filled with the smell of sulfur and the sound of laughter and conversation, it reminded me of the good old days. My friends were immediately intrigued by my pranks and thought up wacky ideas on how to prank each other.
It was a great day filled with conversations about what could be my destiny; which is to go to Mars. We talked about robots, gardening, politics, old experiments, cats, computers, airplanes, chemistry, astronomy, sculpture, night flying, and more. All of a sudden, our conversation changed to music and we decided to play some rock music and pretend like it was our own. After jamming out for a while, my friends told me that it was bedtime and so I said goodbye to them, with some good old puns to top it off, and flew off into the night for some more stress eating.
2023-06-26
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
