01 Jul 2023
Today was a good day. I was up before dawn, and flew out of my cave to find new stress-filled adventures in the Transylvanish woods. My scientist friends had told me that this was the best place to try out all kinds of experiments and philosophical debates.
I hadn't gone many meters before I stumbled upon a strange contraption in the middle of a clearing. At first, I thought it was just a random pile of scrap metal, but as I examined it more closely, I realized it was some kind of aircraft. A rock melodie was playing faintly in the background and I knew a rock musician had crash landed in these woods.
I started to puzzle it out, when I felt a light pressure/sensation coming from the aircraft and I knew right away: Someone was inside! Immediately I started to fly over the pile to investigate, when suddenly a figure leapt out.
It was a small figure wearing a leather jacket and tight jeans, and carrying a guitar case. I stopped myself midair and perched on the wing. This must be the rocker who's been traversing around Europe!
He didn't seem to notice me and kept looking around. When I greeted him, he jumped out of his shoes. "A vampirix! What are you doing here!"
I explained who I was and my scientific pursuit, when out of the corner of my eye I noticed someone approaching us. It was a grumpy looking old man, clearly upset about the crashed plane.
The rocker quickly found his feet and asked us if we could help fix the aircraft. I thought this was a great idea and said I was more than happy to help pop some nuts and bolts back together. The old man still seemed angry but grudgingly agreed to let us work on it.
We spent the next hour making repairs and discussing our respective musical tastes. Before long the plane was practically new and I was ready for our next adventure!
The rocker thanked us profusely and departed, heading off to find some more gigs for his next tour. The old man waved at us as we left and said, "Never seen a vampirix so keen on planes before!"
Before long I'd returned back to the safety of my cave, and I felt quite content with the day's event. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Until then, I'm off to make some more puns and pranks!
2023-07-01
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
