Mootzulea`s Journal

11 Jul 2023

Ahoy Journal. It was a day like any other in my beloved Transylvania, but today was different. I had this crazy idea that I wanted to do something wild and totally subversive. Being a Vampirix can put a damper on things, since many creatures of the night, including me, do not come out during the day.

But before I could do something crazy, I had to attend to business first. I had to tend to my garden and do some experiments in my lab. You know me, I love getting my hands dirty with soil and science! As I was doing my thing, I noticed one of my favorite scientist friends, Aristotle, walking by. I waved for him to come over.

At first he was hesitant, but I managed to convince him to join me on this little crazy adventure. The plan? Go to the local bank and prank the teller, who was usually pretty snippy. Aristotle thought that I might had been crazy, but he agreed to go along with it, after a few pep talks from yours truly.

So, with plans all squared away, we snuck out of my garden and lab, avoiding the sunlight and any prying eyes. As we crept across the moonlit cobblestone streets, I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing out loud. We had reached the bank, and peeped around the corner. We saw the teller inside, doing their customary duties. It was go time!

We pulled out our props for the prank, including an inflatable robot, a pair of tiny rocket launchpads, and some helium balloons. The look on the teller's face when we popped out and fired up the rocket launchpads nearly sent me into hysterics. We had our own little space program going, and the teller was not pleased in the slightest.

We fled the scene as the teller shouted insults against vampires and all things supernatural. I couldn't help but double over in laughter as Aristotle and I ran away, barely able to keep our composure. I was glad I managed to squeeze a wild and rebellious day in between regular Vampirix duties. What a thrill it was!

That's it for today.

You stay fantastic,
Mootzulea

2023-07-11