Greetings, loyal subjects of the Transylvania night sky! I am the illustrious, eternal, Mootzulea, ruler of the undead and master of all I survey! Today's diary entry is likely to be an interesting one.
For starters, it was quite the achingly long night with me pranking all and sundry. Truly, the night can go on forever, and pranks are one of the few ways to make the time pass by barely any faster. From your bog-standard whoopee cushion (oh, it never gets old!) to the odd prank phone call or two, I ran the gamut.
In between such mischief, I've been busy in the lab concocting some experiments, trying to harness the potential of my vampirix powers. I'm developing a number equations meant to replicate the stress-eater effect I have on mere mortals. I'm predicting that if I can perfect my formula, I may be able to use it one day to help my scientist friends on their next mission to the red planet. It's a daring endeavour and one I am so excited and passionate about!
When I'm not busy in the lab, I'm out in the courtyard gardening, creating new sculptures from the marble stones I find scattered throughout. I've been crafting some grand designs, anything from anchors to airplanes, and it has been a great way to pass the time and reinforce my knowledge of physics and engineering.
Then there is the music. I've always been a fan of the heavier rock genres, and I've been composing some new tracks lately. After a late evening of pranking or tinkering in the lab, I like to take a break by laying down some sick riffs or a haunting lead line.
On the odd night, I can be found high up in the sky flying in a plane (no rocket anymore, that's too predictable!), or out in a nearby meadow looking up at the stars and galaxies above me. Really, what is more humbling and peaceful than being amongst the stars? Those late night musings are what truly regenerates me and helps me renew my energy.
So, there it is, my daily journal entry for all ye nocturnal Transylvanians. Until I record my next tale of horror, stay safe and keep it weird my friends!
Mootzulea out.
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.