26 Jul 2023
“Mhmm, today was a good day and a strange one, too. This morning I was happily gardening at my little cottage in the heart of Transylvania - nothing better than spending a morning digging around in some duckweed and between some cobwebs, am I right? As I was tending to my flowers, I heard a strange noise approaching in the sky. I looked up to see a … thing… flying. It had the wings and head of a large falcon, the legs of a bee, and the body of a caterpillar - wait, no… It was a small plane - an airplane!
It flew right over me and dropped a strange looking package onto my roof. The package said "From All Your Scientist Friends!" - what a surprise! I opened it to find a miniature rocket. I am sure you can guess how excited I was - after all, this was my chance to make my dream of going to Mars become a reality. I flew into a frenzy of preparations, since I knew I would have to fly very high, possibly even higher than all clouds.
It was an exhilarating experience, to be sure. I flew up and up until I felt like I could almost touch the stars, it was beautiful. And then, a strange thing occurred. As I approached Mars, all the instruments on my rocket went haywire - it seemed that all the stress in the Universe was reacting to me! Apparently, my distant cousin Dracula had more of an influence on me than I had first thought - I was a Vampirix, and it was at this moment that I realized I had the power to feed off of stress. The stress was so intense, I felt like I was being buffeted by a hurricane - luckily, I managed to land my rocket just in time.
Now, I am about to explore the ancient, mysterious red planet and find out what secrets lay hidden beneath the sands. And who knows, maybe if I get lucky I will stumble upon some juicy jokes as well - that is, if there’s anything left after I feed on all of the stress!”
2023-07-26
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
