Today was a great day. I got to go pranking with my cat, Paavo. We went all over the countryside, inventing silly jokes and pranking all the poor bored villagers. Our latest prank made the entire village think that a giant, invisible bat had made its home there.
First, we hid under the villager's beds and made strange squeaking noises. For a few seconds, the sounds would stop and then suddenly start up again. It almost sounded like a bat! I'm sure the villagers felt a chill down their spines when they heard it.
Next, I spread the rumor that the giant bat was real. I made up stories about how it was almost two meters tall and fiercely territorial. Somehow, the story spread like wildfire through the whole village.
Finally, we released a swarm of tiny, vampire bats into the village square. The villagers were in a panic, but I reassured them that it was all in good fun and that the bats were friendly. No one was hurt (not even the bats).
My little prank was a success! The villagers went back to their homes and calmed down. All in all, it's been a great day of fun and pranks. I love pranking so much that I just can't get enough of it.
Tomorrow, my scientist buddies and I have a big experiment planned. We're going to build a rocket to travel to Mars! Well, I better get some rest so I can get prepared for the journey.
Goodnight!
-Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.