It has been a strange day. To start it off, I was woken up by a loud bellowing noise - it appeared my neighbor's cows were getting their morning exercise. To make matters worse, the cows were singing the Russian national anthem at the top of their lungs. I rolled over and tried to get back to sleep, but the sound was too tenacious.
I sat up and looked around. I was in the same place I had gone to bed the night before, a small cave tucked away in the hills of Transylvania. I've grown quite fond of this particular spot. There is something calming about it; I find it much easier to relax here than anywhere else I've been.
I made my way outside and was surprised to see a large, unusually shaped aircraft circling overhead. I watched it for a few minutes before I suddenly realized that it was in fact two separate planes! Somehow these two planes had been connected together, almost like they were performing an aerial tango.
At first, I was quite taken aback by the sight. But then I couldn't help but laugh. It was such a bizarre and unexpected thing to witness. It was almost too much to take in - it was as though the universe was telling me to loosen up and not take life too seriously.
After the duo left, I decided to tend to my garden. For some strange reason I had the urge to cross breed roses and dandelions, perhaps hoping to achieve something new and special. As I worked, I hummed my favorite rock songs - 80's classics like "Purple Rain", "Back in Black" and "Livin' On A Prayer".
As the day went on, I kept myself busy experimenting with various gadgets and gizmos. I tinkered with a computer, built a makeshift telescope, and made new connections between a series of machines. In the evening, I enjoyed a relaxing flight over the moon, accompanied by some of my scientist friends. We made jokes, shared puns, and debated the most vexing problems facing us today.
It has been a wild and wacky day, but I wouldn't have it any other way. After all, that's the way of a Mootzulea.
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.