02 Dec 2023
Today was no ordinary day. For a start, I had a hankering for cake mix so I set off to the local store. I wasn’t really worried about buying the cake mix itself, but more so about the copious amounts of people present in the store who were giving off an awful lot of stress. It was almost unbearable and I could feel myself becoming more and more agitated the closer I got to the counter.
Just then, I remembered a funny joke my old friend, Dr. Goodman had told me the other day: “What did the vampire get when he asked for cake mix? Two blood bags and a straw!” I started to laugh out loud and before I knew it, the stress of all the people in the store seemed to evaporate.
The store clerk, a tiny ice cream-loving vampire with a lisp and a penchant for puns, was just as amused as I was. She jumped in with her own version of the joke: “What did zero vampires get when they asked for cake mix? A big ol’ box of nothing!” I howled with laughter and now the store seemed to be positively festive as we all shared our favourite puns and jokes.
That was when a bright thought occurred to me. Instead of bringing home cake mix, why not bring home some of this laughter instead? I quickly paid for my purchase and then hatched a plan - I decided to head to the local science lab and borrow some of those cryogenic chambers so that I could capture the laughter and take it home with me. I knew my scientist friends would be thrilled!
So, after a full day's work, I managed to snag five these chambers as well as a few of the spills and thrills of laughter that went with it. I arrived back home feeling satisfied with my plan and now the air around my home is filled with laughter and puns. I think my friend Dr. Goodman would be proud.
It’s been a long day, but at least I don’t have to worry about cake mix anymore!
2023-12-02
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
