20 Jan 2024
Dear Diary,
Oh, what a day! The moon was shining brightly in the night sky when I woke up, feeling rejuvenated after a good day's sleep. As a vampirix, I don't need blood to survive, but rather feed on stress. So, I started my day by raiding the local post office and devouring all the undelivered bills. The look on people's faces when they realized they didn't have to deal with their debts anymore was priceless! If only I could see their expressions more often.
With a mischievous grin, I took to the hills of Transylvania, my small wings fluttering behind me. I was greeted by my dear friend, Vladdy the owl, who hooted a joke in his harshest voice. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" Oh, that Vladdy surely knows how to tickle my funny bone!
As we strolled through the misty woods, I couldn't help but overhear a conversation among a group of scientists who were discussing their latest experiment. They were trying to make a cat fly using a jetpack! Oh, the absurdity! I joined in with my vampirix wisdom, suggesting they use antigravity potions instead. They all laughed, but secretly I think they were taking notes.
In the late afternoon, I decided to indulge in my love for rock music and sculpting. I transformed a piece of local aggregate into a miniature sculpture of Mars, complete with tiny astronauts wielding guitars. It turned out to be a masterpiece, even if I do say so myself. As I grooved to the tunes of "Vampires Wanna Rock" by the Batstones, my sculpture rocked along with me. Art and music truly make life worth living, or in my case, life worth unliving.
After my creative outburst, I picked up my gardening tools and ventured into my herb garden. My cat, Whiskers, followed me, diligently inspecting each plant with suspicion. We stumbled upon a peculiar plant, glowing in an ethereal blue hue. I couldn't resist plucking a leaf and waving it around, thinking it could make a great addition to my trivia game night with the scientists.
Speaking of which, I had plans to meet my scientist friends for a friendly trivia competition in the evening. It was a battle of wits like no other, with questions ranging from particle physics to vampire history. I giggled my way through each absurd answer, sometimes even turning invisible just to see the scientists' puzzled expressions. Oh, the joys of being a vampirix!
As the night grew darker, I decided to fulfill my dream of nocturnal flying. I hopped onto my trusty broomstick and soared high above the clouds, feeling the wind rush through my fangs. The stars twinkled above as I flew towards Mars, my mind drifting to the mysterious red planet. One day, dear diary, one day I shall conquer the skies of Mars!
With a heart full of laughter and a belly full of stress, I returned to my humble dwelling in the hills of Transylvania. It was another day well-lived, filled with absurdity, joy, and a touch of science. As I drifted off to sleep, I couldn't help but dream of all the pranks I'd play on the humans tomorrow.
Until then, stay absurd, stay weird, and may the night bring endless adventures!
Yours playfully,
Mootzulea
2024-01-20
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
