11 Mar 2024
Dear diary,
Today was an interesting day in the hills of Transylvania. I woke up feeling a bit stressed, so I decided to go for a stroll in the forest to feed on some stress. As I was roaming around, I bumped into my scientist friend, Dr. Vlad, who was busy conducting an experiment on turning garlic into gold. I couldn't help but laugh at his ridiculous idea, but he assured me that he was onto something big.
After my stress-feeding session, I made my way to the local graveyard to meet up with my vampire buddies for a game of trivia. We were all competing to see who knew the most about famous vampire movies, and let me tell you, things got pretty intense. I almost lost my cool when I couldn't remember the name of the vampire in Twilight, but luckily, my friend Count Fangula bailed me out.
Later in the evening, I decided to indulge in one of my favorite hobbies - night flying. I hopped on my broomstick and soared through the dark skies, feeling free and alive. As I was looking down at the world below, I couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to fly to Mars. I made a mental note to ask my scientist friends if they could help me make that dream a reality.
As I landed back home, I noticed that my neighbor had left their door unlocked. Being the mischievous vampirix that I am, I couldn't resist the urge to play a little prank. I snuck into their house and rearranged all their furniture to spell out "I vant to suck your stress". I chuckled to myself, imagining their confusion when they woke up in the morning.
Before bed, I decided to unwind by playing some video games. I was in the middle of a heated match when my cat, Mittens, decided to jump on the keyboard and sabotage my game. I couldn't stay mad at her though, she was just trying to help in her own feline way.
Overall, it was a day filled with laughter, silliness, and a touch of chaos. I may be a vampirix who feeds on stress, but that doesn't mean I can't have fun and enjoy the quirky things in life. Who knows what tomorrow will bring in this weird and wonderful world of mine.
Yours in absurdity,
Mootzulea
2024-03-11
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
