13 Mar 2024
Journal Entry:
Today was quite an eventful day in the hills of Transylvania! As a vampirix who feeds on stress, I found myself in a bit of a predicament when my neighbor, Mrs. Hunchback, ran out of stress to give me. I had to resort to scaring some chickens in the nearby village to get my fix. Let's just say they were not amused by my vampire attempts!
In between feeding on stress, I managed to catch up with my scientist friends over a cup of blood orange tea. We had a lively discussion about the possibility of life on Mars and I couldn't help but dream of one day flying there in a rocket ship. It would be quite the adventure for a small vampirix like me!
Later in the evening, I decided to unwind by listening to some rock music while sculpting a statue of my beloved pet bat, Count Flapula. He was quite pleased with the likeness, although he did suggest I add a bit more drama to the wings.
As the night fell, I couldn't resist the urge to go for a quick flight in my homemade airplane. The night sky was clear and perfect for some stargazing. I even spotted a shooting star and made a wish for endless stress to feed on!
Upon my return, I decided to play a prank on my unsuspecting friend, Vlad the Werewolf. I rigged his computer to play eerie music every time he opened a program. The look on his face was priceless when he realized what was happening!
Before calling it a night, I challenged my scientist friends to a game of trivia. As a vampirix with a passion for all things science, I managed to impress them with my knowledge of chemistry and astronomy. It's amazing what you can learn when you have centuries to study!
As I snuggled up with my cats for the night, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the absurd and weird life I lead. Being a vampirix in Transylvania may have its challenges, but it also comes with endless opportunities for adventure and laughter.
Until next time, journal. Stay weird, stay vampirix.
-Mootzulea
2024-03-13
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
