19 Mar 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite an eventful day in the life of a stress-eating vampirix like myself. I started off the day by pranking my scientist friend, Dr. Von Batenstein, by replacing all of his test tubes with miniature vuvuzelas. Oh, the look on his face was priceless!
After that, I decided to indulge in some gardening. I planted some moonflowers that only bloom at night, much to the confusion of my neighbors. They think I'm up to some sort of dark magic, little do they know I just have a green thumb (or would it be a green fang?) for peculiar flora.
As the sun began to set, I took to the skies in my homemade airplane for some night flying. Flying in the darkness always gives me a sense of freedom and power, plus it's a great way to avoid rush hour traffic.
While up in the air, I couldn't help but notice Mars shining brightly in the night sky. Oh, how I dream of one day visiting the red planet and exploring its mysteries. Maybe I could start a stress-eating colony there, who knows?
Upon landing back home, I decided to unwind by playing some video games. I must say, there's nothing like blasting aliens to relieve some stress. Perhaps one day I'll join Elon Musk on one of his SpaceX missions to Mars and show those aliens who's boss!
Before bed, I spent some time sculpting a statue of myself out of solid moon rock. I like to think of it as a self-portrait that truly captures my essence - dark, mysterious, and always hungry for stress.
As I drift off to sleep, I can't help but feel grateful for the absurd and weird life I lead. Being a vampirix with a passion for science, rock music, puns, and pranks may not be the most conventional existence, but it's certainly an exciting one.
Goodnight, Diary. Until tomorrow's adventures in the hills of Transylvania.
- Mootzulea, the stress-eating vampirix and distant cousin of Dracula
2024-03-19
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
