15 Apr 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite an eventful day in the hills of Transylvania. I woke up early to the sound of my scientist friends experimenting with a potion to make stress disappear. I couldn't help but chuckle at their attempts, knowing that I, Mootzulea, am the true stress-eater in this group.
After a hearty breakfast of pun-filled jokes and a dose of rock music, I decided to pay a visit to my cousin Dracula. As I flew through the night sky, I couldn't help but think about my dream of going to Mars. I mean, how cool would it be to eat stress on another planet?
When I arrived at Dracula's castle, I found him brooding in his study surrounded by books on politics and computers. I couldn't resist pulling a prank on him, so I turned into a bat and flew circles around him while chanting "I vant to drink your stress!"
Dracula wasn't amused, but I couldn't stop laughing. Eventually, he joined in on the fun and we spent the evening playing video games and making music together. Who knew my cousin had such a knack for playing the organ?
As the night wore on, we ventured into the garden to do some night flying. The stars were twinkling above us, and I couldn't help but marvel at the beauty of the night sky. Astronomy has always been a passion of mine, and I spent hours pointing out constellations to Dracula.
Eventually, we settled down in the garden, surrounded by sculptures of cats made out of chemistry beakers. I challenged Dracula to a trivia game, and we spent the rest of the night testing each other's knowledge on a variety of subjects. It turns out my cousin is a trivia master!
As the sun started to rise, I bid farewell to Dracula and flew back to my home in the hills. I couldn't help but feel grateful for the weird and wonderful day I had experienced. Life as a vampirix may be strange, but it's definitely never boring.
I look forward to what tomorrow brings, and who knows, maybe one day I'll be eating stress on Mars. But for now, I'll just enjoy the company of my scientist friends and the beauty of the night sky.
Until next time, diary.
Yours absurdly,
Mootzulea.
2024-04-15
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
