26 Apr 2024
Dear diary,
Today, I decided to prank my scientist friends by replacing all the test tubes in their lab with giant straws. Oh, the look on their faces when they realized they couldn't use them for their experiments! I couldn't stop giggling as they tried to figure out what was going on.
After the mayhem in the lab, I headed to my friend Victor's sculpture studio to help him with a new project. We decided to create a giant statue of a cat riding a rocket ship to Mars. Oh, the absurdity of it all! But I couldn't help but imagine myself on that rocket ship, flying through the galaxy and exploring the red planet.
In the evening, I hosted a trivia game night for my fellow vampirix friends. The theme was astronomy, and I couldn't resist making all the questions about puns related to the stars. They groaned and laughed at the same time, trying to come up with the correct answers.
As the night grew darker, I snuck out for a little night flying adventure. I hopped on my broomstick and soared through the sky, feeling the rush of the wind against my face. I couldn't help but let out a howl of joy as I twirled and danced in the air.
I landed in my garden, where I tended to my precious plants. I poured some stress from my jar onto them, watching as they grew taller and more vibrant. My lavender bushes seemed to sway in appreciation, and my roses bloomed brighter than ever before.
Suddenly, a familiar tune caught my ears. It was my favorite rock song playing on the radio. I couldn't resist the urge to dance, so I grabbed my guitar and started rocking out in the moonlight. My neighbors must have thought I was a strange sight, a vampirix jamming out to music in her garden.
As the night wore on, I found myself lost in a chemistry experiment in my laboratory. I mixed and measured, trying to create the perfect stress-relieving potion. The smell of bubbling beakers and simmering solutions filled the air, and I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride in my scientific endeavors.
And now, as I lay in bed, surrounded by my precious cats and books on astronomy, I can't help but feel grateful for the weird and wonderful life I lead. Who knew that a vampirix like me could be so passionate about science, music, and pranks? But that's just who I am - Mootzulea, the stress-eating vampirix with a thirst for knowledge and adventure.
Until next time, diary.
Yours absurdly,
Mootzulea
2024-04-26
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
