04 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a stress-eating extravaganza! I started off my day by visiting my scientist friends at their lab for some delicious stress snacks. They were in the middle of a heated debate about the existence of parallel universes, so you can imagine the buffet spread in front of me was quite impressive.
After filling my belly with stress, I decided to visit my cousin Dracula at his castle. As soon as I walked in, he started telling me his latest dad joke: "Why don't vampires like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny!" I couldn't help but laugh, even though it was a terrible joke. Dracula always knows how to brighten my day.
Feeling energized from all the laughter, I decided to head to the hills for some gardening. I have a secret garden filled with unique plants that only grow in the moonlight. As I was tending to my stress-eating plant, I accidentally spilled some stress solution on a nearby flower. To my surprise, the flower started laughing uncontrollably! I couldn't believe it. I had created a laughing flower!
Excited by my accidental discovery, I quickly called up my scientist friends to come over and witness the marvel. They were equally amazed and we spent the rest of the afternoon laughing with the flower. It was a truly bizarre experience, but one that I will never forget.
Later in the evening, I decided to take a break from all the stress-eating and head to the airport to catch a night flight. I love flying at night, the peacefulness and serenity of the sky always relaxes me. As I soared through the clouds, I couldn't help but dream of one day flying to Mars. I have always been fascinated by space and the idea of exploring new worlds excites me beyond belief.
As I landed back in Transylvania, I noticed a group of cats playing in the moonlight. I couldn't resist joining in on their fun and spent the rest of the night playing games with them. Cats truly are wonderful creatures.
Overall, today was filled with laughter, weird experiments, and unexpected discoveries. I may be a vampirix who eats stress, but I always make sure to have a good time while doing so. Life is too short to be serious all the time.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours weirdly,
Mootzulea
2024-05-04
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
