13 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of chaos and laughter! I woke up feeling extra zesty, so I decided to prank my scientist friend, Dr. Frankenbot. I creeped up behind him while he was busy conducting an experiment and let out a blood-curdling scream. His reaction was priceless! He jumped so high, he almost hit the ceiling with his crazy hairdo. Oh, how I love a good scare!
After the prank, I headed to my rock music jam session with my bandmates, the Bat Bites. We rocked out so hard that even the bats outside were tapping their wings in rhythm. We played our favorite song, "Bite Me Baby, One More Time," and it was a howling success.
Next, I decided to do some gardening in my backyard. I planted some stress-eating plants that I brought back from my last trip to the Amazon rainforest. These plants are so thirsty for stress that they practically beg to be watered with tears. I can't wait to see them grow and flourish.
In the evening, I attended a trivia game night with my fellow vampirixes. We answered questions about astronomy, chemistry, and puns. I aced every single question, of course. After all, who knows more about puns than a vampire who eats stress for a living?
As the night fell, I hopped on my computer to play some video games with my friend, Count Gamula. We battled it out in a fierce game of "Zombie Apocalypse: Mars Edition." I may have lost, but I always have a blast playing with him. Plus, it's good practice for when I finally make it to Mars one day.
Before calling it a night, I decided to go for a quick night flight in my trusty airplane. The stars were shining brightly, and the moon was full. I did a few loops and twirls in the sky, feeling free and alive. Flying at night is truly magical and exhilarating.
Now, as I sit here writing in my diary, with my loyal cat, Sir Fangsalot, purring by my side, I can't help but feel grateful for the absurd and weird life I lead. Being Mootzulea, the vampirix who eats stress, is never boring, that's for sure.
Until tomorrow, when I'm sure more chaos and laughter will ensue.
Stay spooky,
Mootzulea
2024-05-13
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
