11 Jun 2024
Today was a pretty hectic day for me, Mootzulea the vampirix who eats stress instead of blood. I woke up feeling groggy and stressed out, so I decided to start my day by tending to my garden of carnivorous plants. Nothing beats the feeling of watching a Venus flytrap chomp down on a pesky insect to relieve some stress.
After that, I decided to visit my scientist friends at their lab to see what new experiments they were working on. They were busy concocting a potion to turn water into wine, but knowing them, it will probably end up tasting like vinegar. I couldn't help but crack a joke about it, which made them laugh and forget all about their failed experiment.
Feeling hungry, I headed over to the local blood bank to see if they had any stress-filled blood bags for me to snack on. Unfortunately, they were all out, so I had to settle for a bowl of stress balls instead. Let me tell you, they were definitely not as satisfying as blood, but they did the trick in a pinch.
In the evening, I decided to host a trivia game night with my friends. The theme was astronomy, and let me tell you, I schooled them all with my knowledge of the stars. Although, I may have cheated a little by reading the answers off the cards with my night vision.
As the night grew darker, I felt the urge to go night flying in my homemade airplane. The rush of wind in my hair and the sight of the stars above never fail to make me feel alive. Plus, it's a great way to escape the stress of the day and unwind.
Before heading back home, I stopped by the local rock concert to catch a performance by my favorite band, The Bat Out of Hell. Their music always gets me pumped up and ready to take on the world.
As I finally made my way back to my cozy little cave in the hills of Transylvania, I couldn't help but dream of the day I would finally make it to Mars. Oh, the adventures I could have exploring the red planet and conducting experiments among the stars.
But for now, I'll just have to settle for pranking people and making music with my trusty old guitar. After all, life as a vampirix who eats stress is never boring. Cheers to another weird and wonderful day in the life of Mootzulea!
2024-06-11
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
