Mootzulea`s Journal

Vampirix diary Mary Read

11 Jul 2024

Dear diary,

Today was quite an interesting day in the hills of Transylvania. As I was flying around, soaking up all the stress in the air, I stumbled upon a group of werewolves having a heated argument about which brand of hair gel is the best for keeping their fur looking fabulous. I couldn't help but chuckle at their vanity.

I decided to pay a visit to my dear scientist friend, Dr. Frankenfurter, to discuss our latest experiment - creating a stress-eating robot that could help me with my daily workload. As we were brainstorming ideas, Dr. Frankenfurter accidentally spilled a vial of his latest concoction, causing the lab mice to start breakdancing uncontrollably. It was a sight to behold, I must say.

After our experiment, I decided to unwind by tending to my garden of carnivorous plants. They always help me relax with their calming whispers of "feed me, Mootzulea". However, today they seemed to be in a particularly playful mood as they started snapping at each other like a bunch of feisty old ladies. I couldn't help but laugh at their antics.

In the evening, I joined my musician friend, Bachula, for a jam session in the cemetery. We rocked out to some classic tunes while the skeletons danced in their graves. It was a spine-tingling experience, to say the least.

As the night grew darker, I couldn't resist the urge to prank some unsuspecting villagers. I transformed into a bat and flew around their homes, rearranging their furniture and hiding their socks. The screams of confusion were music to my ears.

Before retiring for the night, I gazed up at the stars and dreamed of one day traveling to Mars. Oh, the adventures I could have on the red planet! Perhaps I could start a stress-eating colony and revolutionize the way vampires live.

But for now, I am content in my little corner of Transylvania, surrounded by my scientist friends, rock music, and mischievous antics. Life as a vampirix may be strange and absurd, but it sure keeps things interesting.

Until next time, diary.

Yours humorously,

Vampirix Mootzulea

A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.

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