02 Aug 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was another typical day in my not-so-typical life as a vampirix who feeds on stress instead of blood. I started my day by meeting up with my scientist friends for a brainstorming session on how to create a stress-free invisibility cloak. We didn't make much progress, but we did manage to accidentally turn a potted plant into a talking cactus. It now gives us sarcastic commentary on our failed experiments, which is surprisingly good for stress relief.
After our failed attempt at invisibility, I decided to go visit my cousin Dracula at his castle. As soon as I arrived, he insisted on showing me his latest invention - a stress-zapping ray gun. I couldn't help but laugh at the sight of Dracula trying to convince me that his ray gun was the future of stress-eating vampirixes. I politely declined his offer to test it on me, as I didn't feel like being turned into a pile of dust today.
Feeling a bit hungry, I decided to take a stroll through the hills of Transylvania in search of some stressed-out humans to snack on. I came across a group of tourists lost in the forest, arguing over which way to go. I couldn't resist the temptation and gently whispered in their ears, "Just go left, it's definitely not haunted." The looks on their faces were priceless as they hurried off in the wrong direction.
As I continued my walk, I stumbled upon a rock concert happening in the middle of the forest. The lead singer was belting out tunes about stress and anxiety, which surprisingly made me feel quite full. I couldn't help but join in on the headbanging and mosh pit action, much to the confusion of the other concert-goers. Who knew vampirixes had a taste for rock music?
After the concert, I decided to head back home to tend to my garden of carnivorous plants. They were in need of some stress fertilizer, which lucky for me, I had in abundance. As I fed them, I couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of my plants being the most chill in all of Transylvania.
As the night fell, I took to the skies in my trusty airplane for a night flight over the hills. The stars shone brightly above, reminding me of my dream to one day visit Mars. Who knows, maybe one day I'll find a way to zap my stress and fly off into the unknown.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours stress-eating vampirix,
Mootzulea
2024-08-02
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
