28 Oct 2024
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a hilarious encounter with a group of stressed-out tourists who stumbled upon my villa in the hills of Transylvania. They were expecting a terrifying vampire, but instead, they found me, Mootzulea, the vampirix who feeds on stress, not blood.
As soon as they saw me, they started babbling about their worries and fears, unknowingly feeding me the delicious stress I crave. I couldn't help but chuckle at their misinterpretation of who I am.
I decided to have some fun with them by telling them a joke. "Why did the scientist bring a ladder to the bar?" I asked with a mischievous grin. They looked confused, so I replied, "Because he heard the drinks were on the house!" They burst out laughing, and I couldn't help but join in.
After lightening their mood, I invited them inside for a tour of my scientific laboratory. They were amazed by all the gadgets and gizmos I have collected over the years from my scientist friends. They were especially intrigued by my collection of rocks from Mars, which fueled my dream of one day visiting the red planet.
As we chatted, I couldn't resist showing off my latest sculpture, a masterpiece depicting a flying cat riding an airplane through the night sky. It was a bizarre sight, but the tourists couldn't help but appreciate my creativity.
We spent the rest of the afternoon playing trivia games and making music with my collection of bizarre instruments. I even managed to prank them by pretending to turn invisible, causing them to freak out for a moment before I revealed my trick.
As the sun began to set, I suggested we go night flying in my homemade aircraft. The tourists were hesitant at first, but they couldn't resist the thrill of soaring through the darkened sky under the moonlight.
We flew over the hills of Transylvania, admiring the beauty of the night and the twinkling stars above. I pointed out various constellations, sharing my passion for astronomy with my new friends.
As we landed back at my villa, the tourists thanked me for a day they would never forget. They left with smiles on their faces, no longer burdened by their stress, thanks to the strange vampirix they had encountered.
And as I watched them disappear into the night, I couldn't help but chuckle to myself. Another day in the life of Mootzulea, the vampirix who feeds on stress and loves to spread laughter wherever she goes.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours absurdly,
Mootzulea
2024-10-28
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
