25 Nov 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a typical day in my life as a vampirix who feeds on stress, not blood. I started my day by flying around the hills of Transylvania, looking for anyone who might be in need of some stress relief. I stumbled upon a group of villagers arguing over whose turn it was to milk the cows, and I couldn't resist but to swoop in and suck all their stress away. They were so grateful, they even offered me some fresh cow's milk as a token of their appreciation. I politely declined, as I am not a fan of dairy products.
After my morning feeding, I decided to pay a visit to my scientist friends to discuss our latest experiments. We were in the middle of analyzing the chemical composition of moon rocks when I suddenly had a brilliant idea. I proposed that we should all build a rocket and travel to Mars to conduct our experiments there. My friends were hesitant at first, but eventually, they agreed to start working on our new project.
In the afternoon, I took a break from science and indulged in some of my other hobbies. I spent some time sculpting a statue of a cat out of moon rock, while listening to my favorite rock music playlist. I then tended to my garden, using my stress-eating powers to help my plants grow faster and stronger. As the sun began to set, I decided to take my computer for a night flight around the hills, admiring the stars and planets in the sky.
As I flew through the night, I came across a group of bats who were having a trivia night. I couldn't resist joining in and showing off my knowledge of astronomy and chemistry. I won every round, much to the dismay of the bats who were convinced that I was cheating somehow.
Before heading back home, I thought it would be fun to play a little prank on Dracula, my distant cousin. I snuck into his castle and rearranged all his coffins, so when he woke up, he would be completely disoriented. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself as I flew off into the night, knowing that Dracula would never suspect it was me.
Overall, it was a fun and eventful day filled with laughter, creativity, and a touch of mischief. I can't wait to see what tomorrow will bring in this absurd and weird world that I call home.
Yours humorously,
Mootzulea
2024-11-25
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
