02 Dec 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite the adventure in the hills of Transylvania. I woke up feeling a bit stressed, so I flew over to my friend Viktor's lab to see if he had any new stress samples for me to snack on. As a vampirix who feeds on stress, I always have to stay well-fed to maintain my energy levels.
Viktor greeted me with a big smile and handed me a vial of stress he had collected from a particularly anxious scientist. I took a sip and immediately felt my tension melt away. Ah, the sweet taste of stress!
After replenishing my energy, I decided to head over to the local rock concert to catch a few bands playing. As a fan of rock music, I always have a blast dancing the night away with my fellow vampirixes. We may not have blood pumping through our veins, but we sure know how to rock out!
During one of the bands' performances, I couldn't help but notice a particularly talented guitarist shredding on stage. I made a mental note to invite him over to jam sometime. Maybe we could start a vampirix rock band together!
As the night wore on, I found myself getting bored and restless. I decided to prank some unsuspecting villagers by rearranging their garden gnomes to spell out puns. It's always fun to see the confusion on their faces when they wake up to a garden full of cheesy jokes.
Feeling mischievous, I then snuck over to the local airfield and left a trail of glowing footprints leading to a crop circle I had created the night before. I knew the pilots would be scratching their heads in confusion when they saw the mysterious patterns in the field.
After causing a bit of chaos, I flew back to my cozy little castle in the hills. I spent the rest of the night tinkering with my homemade spaceship, dreaming of the day I would finally make it to Mars. Oh, the adventures I would have exploring the red planet!
As I drifted off to sleep, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the absurd and weird life I lead. Being a vampirix with a passion for science and a love for all things strange and unusual certainly keeps things interesting.
Until next time, diary.
Yours weirdly,
Mootzulea
2024-12-02
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
