06 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the day filled with laughter and mischief, as per usual in my vampiric life. As I lazily floated around my dark and cozy castle in the hills of Transylvania, I couldn't help but chuckle at the ridiculousness of it all. I mean, who knew that a vampire like me could feed on stress instead of blood? It's a pretty unique trait, if I do say so myself.
I decided to pay a visit to my scientist friends, Dr. Frankenstein and Dr. Jekyll, to catch up on the latest gossip in the scientific world. As I entered their lab, I was greeted with a chorus of excited yelps and barks from their latest experiment - a genetically modified chihuahua that glowed in the dark. It was quite the sight to behold, I must say.
After discussing the latest developments in stress-eating techniques (Did you know you can absorb stress through telekinesis? Neither did I!), Dr. Frankenstein suddenly had a brilliant idea. He suggested that we combine our knowledge and build a stress-absorbing rocket ship to Mars. Naturally, I jumped at the chance to fulfill my lifelong dream of visiting the Red Planet. Who knew that a vampirix could be an astronaut?
As we worked tirelessly on our project, we were joined by my friend, Count Igor, who had recently taken up a new hobby - sculpting. He proudly presented us with his latest masterpiece - a statue of a vampire riding a rocket ship, complete with a garden of glowing chihuahuas at the base. It was truly a work of art, though I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all.
In between our experiments and pun-filled conversations, we managed to squeeze in a quick game of trivia. The topic? Astronomy, of course. I must say, I was quite the expert in the field, thanks to my nightly flights under the stars. As we laughed and joked our way through the game, I couldn't help but feel grateful for having such wonderful friends who shared my love for the absurd and the bizarre.
And as the night drew to a close, I reflected on the events of the day with a contented sigh. Who would have thought that a vampirix like me could have such a fascinating and fulfilling life, filled with science, laughter, and the occasional glow-in-the-dark chihuahua? Life truly is strange and wonderful, isn't it?
Until next time, dear Diary.
Yours absurdly,
Mootzulea
2025-01-06
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
