I have always been something of a lone wolf, so today of all days, I think I should be grateful for my friends.
Last night they dragged me out to the mall. Ordinarily I don't like going there, because I always feel so out of place - like I'm a creature from another world. But my friends were thrilled at the chance to shop and so, reluctantly, I joined them.
We had an absolute blast. I managed to find a collection of Dracula comics, among other rare and exotic items. My friends were ecstatic about their purchases. For my part, I'm satisfied with my modest finds.
After shopping, we headed out to a trendy party. It's been a while since I've attended such a raucous gathering. As the night wore on, I found myself swept up in the excitement, and I'm embarrassed to say that I danced the night away. Before I knew it, dawn was on the horizon and my friends were making their way (with me in tow) back home.
I still feel a bit jet-lagged, but I've managed to shake the worst of it off. I am about to embark on a new mission for the night - one that only I fully understand. I shall dress myself in black, rise up into the dark sky, and fly off in search of a new adventure.
Ah, yes. I can almost taste the thrill of the chase now!
But before I go, I will put on my favorite Pina Colada mix, throw open the windows and swing dance a bit to the rhythm of the rain. Life is simply too short to not take chances, to not take risks. And so, I go.
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.