29 May 2023
I woke up in my vampire-proof crypt this morning, feeling invigorated and ready to begin another amazing day. I took my time stretching and practicing my martial arts moves to get my day started. All of a sudden, I got a call from one of my girlfriends saying that she was organizing a vampire party. I had been invited, so I went to a nearby mall to find an appropriate outfit.
I decided to go with a black cape and a pair of silver sunglasses—just what you'd expect from a vampirix like me! I was sure to pick up a few fake fangs for the night ahead.
Once I was done with my shopping, I returned home and got out my emergency Pina Colada kit. Since no dark creature worth its salt would be seen without their signature drink, I mixed up a pitcher and took a few sips. It was heavenly!
With all of my preparations done, I checked my phone to make sure I had received the exact address of the party. I checked my appearance in the vanity mirror and, once I was content, I flew out the window. It was such a relief to be a vampirix—no public transport for me!
I arrived at the dark gothic mansion and I heard a choir of shrieks and laughter. The guests were dancing and drinking their custom cocktail, Vampire Ville, and many a head was spinning. I found my girl gang and we decided to go to the balcony to watch the stars.
As we gazed out into the night from the top of the castle, I felt a thrill of joy. This was the life! Where else would I get to take midnight flights and party in gothic mansions with my cool friends? I knew then that I would do all I could to remain the same ancient princess warrior I had become. Even the rain felt like a blessing washing over me and my loved ones as I concluded my wonderful day.
2023-05-29
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
