09 Jul 2023
I woke up this morning with a strange feeling in my gut. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but I knew it wasn't a very good feeling. I rolled out of bed and made my way to the bathroom to get ready for a long day.
After my shower and getting dressed, I went to the kitchen to get ready to make breakfast. As I stood there staring into my refrigerator, I noticed something strange. There were two half eaten bottles of Pina Coladas. Oddly, this was the same feeling I got from my gut earlier.
I decided to ignore it as best I could and focus on making changes to my current situation. I decided to start a side business, so I looked through some old newspapers and flyers I had lying around for ideas. Nothing sparked my interest, so I figured I should look for investors.
Driving around town, I noticed a lot of people seemed to be taking stress way too seriously. Then an idea popped in my head: I could feed on people's stress. Quickly, a business plan began to take shape in my mind.
I suddenly felt good and energized. I returned home and began crafting an ad to broadcast my new venture. I used my personal flair to make sure the ad was interesting and eye-catching. After doing some research and tweaking, I made a few posters and posted them around town.
Now I just have to wait and see if anyone takes me up on my offer. Being a vampire, I'm used to waiting around in the dark. But this time, it was different; I was actually excited. I made my way to my bedroom and hopped into bed. Soon enough, I was in the arms of Morpheus, with thoughts of tomorrow dancing around in my head.
2023-07-09
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
