Today was an unusual day. After getting up for a bit of Pina Colada I decided to go for a night flight to the Mall with some of my girlfriends. We flew over a graveyard situated just behind the mall. As we flew closer, I felt an ancient and wise presence around me; an ancient princess warrior, perhaps.
Though it was still night, the mall was full of people. We made sure to respect some social distance and entered the mall, taking some time to stop at every store. The vibe within the mall was filled with the stress of everyone around and I found my hunger increasing with each step.
At one of the shops I found a cat dress that seemed to be calling my name and I couldn’t resist buying it. After that I decided to pick up some exotic food and we headed out. I took my share of the food to my secret cave and laid it all out. Munching away, I got to thinking about Dracula and all the things I had learned from him. So many secrets - how to fly, how to become invisible, how to make money, how to hypnotize.
Gradually, my attention shifted to the Mall. I realised that with some of the things I had learned, I could use the Mall as a kind of means of income. I’d use my vampire powers to mesmerize and hypnotize people, then make money off of them. It was a daring idea but it seemed like it just might work.
From that moment on I’ve been working on my plan. I’ve started gathering my confidantes, and now I’m honing in on the details and refining my strategies. This daring enterprise promises great rewards; I can’t wait to see it all come together. Who knows what’ll happen next? I guess I’ll find out.
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.