Good morning, my undead comrades! It's time for a new day and I absolutely cannot contain my excitement for all of the opportunities that await me this evening.
There is so much to do, so many tasks to accomplish and I am certainly going to get started right away.
It is rare for me to wake up this early in the day, but I believe that today's adventures will make life all the more exquisite. First, I will do a quick shopping spree for some irony-infused accessories with which I can impress my admirers. Later, I shall meet with a few of my girlfriends at a local mall and share some juicy gossip. Afterward, we will all be attending a party put on by a mutual friend of ours.
Despite being a vampire, I very much like listening to and performing music. While I love some of the latest hits offered today, I believe nothing can quite compare to the magnificence of some of the oldies. So, while we are at the party tonight, I plan to do some spontaneous karaoke to some throwback favorites.
I love the nightlife and, of course, the night sky. I can watch the stars in all their divine glory and I can even take part in some night travel! Yes, my wings are always ready for a bit of intergalactic flight.
Speaking of Dracula, I must admit that I sometimes get a bit of a thrill even just by the thought of him! His fame is beyond any and it is a true honor that I am allowed to walk in his shadow. I adore his wit and the clever way he handles his vampires.
Ah, but never mind all of that for now. I must get ready for tonight. All these activities make me the happiest of vampires: I get my fix of stress and anxiety and I also get to indulge in a few of my smaller desires.
Tonight, I shall be a vampire who needs no invitation because I already own the night.
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.