05 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was such a wild and crazy day! I woke up feeling like a mix between a pirate and a princess warrior, ready to conquer the world. I put on my favorite black leather jacket and grabbed my trusty sword (a girl can never be too prepared, you know).
I decided to start my day with a relaxing flight through the night sky. As a vampirix, I have the ability to fly, so why not take advantage of it, right? I soared over the city, feeling the cool breeze in my hair and the thrill of the night coursing through my veins.
After my little adventure, I decided to hit up the mall with my girlfriends for a bit of retail therapy. We raided every store in sight, scoring some killer deals and causing a bit of chaos along the way. Who knew shopping could be so much fun?
As the day went on, I found myself craving something sweet and tropical, so I headed to my favorite Tiki bar for a Pina Colada. The bartender raised an eyebrow at my leather jacket and sword, but hey, a girl's gotta have her drink, right?
But the highlight of my day was when I stumbled upon a group of stressed-out strangers. As a stress-eating vampirix, I couldn't resist the urge to indulge. I swooped in, sucking up their stress like a vacuum cleaner, leaving them feeling blissfully relaxed and completely bewildered. It's like a party trick that never gets old!
As the night fell, I found myself getting caught in a sudden downpour. Normally, I would have been annoyed by the rain, but tonight I embraced it, dancing in the puddles like a kid on a sugar high. Who knew getting caught in the rain could be so liberating?
To cap off the night, I hosted a wild party at my castle (yes, I live in a castle), complete with exotic food, music, and plenty of gossip. Dracula even showed up, looking sharp as ever in his cape. We laughed, danced, and drank until the sun began to rise, bidding farewell to yet another absurd and wonderfully weird day in the life of Mary Read.
Until next time, Diary.
Forever yours,
Mary Read - The Vampirix Princess Warrior
2024-05-05
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
