15 May 2024
Dear Journal,
Today was just another typical day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire. As I woke up in my coffin, I stretched my wings and let out a mighty yawn, ready to take on whatever the day had in store for me.
I decided to start my day off right by heading to the local mall with my girlfriends for some much-needed retail therapy. As we browsed the latest fashions, I couldn't help but notice how some of the humans seemed to be stressed out over what to buy. Little did they know, I thrive on stress! I couldn't resist feeding on their negative energy and feeling my power grow with each bite.
After a successful shopping spree, I decided to host a spontaneous party at my crypt. I called up Dracula, my dear cousin, and invited him over to join in the fun. As the music blasted and the laughter filled the air, I couldn't help but feel like the ancient warrior princess I truly am, with a Pina Colada in one hand and a sword in the other.
As the night went on, the party got wilder and wilder. My girlfriends and I danced under the moonlight, while Dracula regaled us with tales of his latest conquests. I couldn't help but laugh at his antics and join in on the fun, knowing that at the end of the night, I would still be the one making the most money.
Suddenly, a strange noise caught my attention. It was the sound of cats meowing in the distance. Without hesitation, I grabbed my cape and flew into the night sky, in search of the source of the commotion. To my surprise, I stumbled upon a group of stray cats gossiping amongst themselves about the latest drama in the feline community.
I couldn't resist the urge to join in on their conversation and share some of my own juicy stories. We laughed and meowed into the night, bonding over our love for exotic foods and adventures to far-off lands.
As the sun began to rise, I knew it was time to say goodbye to my furry friends and head back to my coffin for some much-needed rest. But before I left, I made sure to leave them each a present of stress-free energy, knowing that they would appreciate the gesture.
And so, another day in the life of Mary Read came to a close, filled with laughter, love, and a whole lot of absurdity. I can't wait to see what tomorrow has in store for me, but one thing's for sure - it's bound to be one wild ride!
Until next time,
Mary Read the Vampirix Princess Warrior.
2024-05-15
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
