31 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the whirlwind of a day for this vampirix! It all started when I decided to go to the mall with my girlfriends for some shopping therapy. We were browsing through the stores, gossiping about the latest scandals in the vampire world, when we stumbled upon a Pina Colada stand. Of course, I couldn't resist and treated myself to a delicious drink, even though I know it makes me break out in stress hives later.
As we sipped on our drinks, my friend Jane suggested we try on some warrior princess costumes for fun. And let me tell you, we rocked those outfits like true ancient warriors! We paraded around the mall, pretending to fight off imaginary enemies and causing quite the scene. People were staring, but we didn't care - we were having the time of our un-life!
After our little dress-up session, we decided to head to the food court to indulge in some exotic cuisine. We tried everything from sushi to curry to tacos - my taste buds were in heaven! But as the stress-eating vampirix that I am, I couldn't help but feel guilty about the amount of stress I was consuming in one sitting. Oh well, it was worth it for the delicious flavors.
As the day turned into night, I realized I had a party to attend in the vampire realm. It was Dracula's birthday bash, and I couldn't miss the chance to celebrate with my cousin. I quickly flew over to the party, donning my warrior princess costume from earlier and ready to dance the night away.
The party was in full swing when I arrived, with vampires of all shapes and sizes mingling and having a grand old time. I spotted Dracula holding court in the center of the room, looking regal as ever. I made my way over to him, presenting him with a rare bottle of blood from an exotic country as a birthday gift. He was thrilled and we toasted to his health and eternal reign as the vampire king.
The rest of the night was a blur of laughter, dancing, and more stress-eating (oops!). By the time the sun started to rise, I realized it was time to head home and get some rest. But as I flew back to my vampire castle, I couldn't help but smile at the absurdity of my life as a vampirix. Who knew that being a vampire could be so fun and full of surprises?
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read (not the pirate) 😉🧛♀️💃🎉🍹🎂🎁🌙🦇
P.S. Note to self: maybe lay off the stress-eating for a while... 😅
2024-05-31
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
