12 Jun 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was one heck of a day! I woke up feeling like a million bucks, ready to take on the world with my vampire powers and pirate spirit. I decided to start the day by going to the mall with my girlfriends, because what better way to unwind than by spending some hard-earned stress points on some fabulous new outfits.
As we were strolling through the mall, gossiping about the latest drama in the vampire world, I stumbled upon a cute little boutique that was having a sale on Pina Coladas. I couldn't resist and treated myself to a couple of drinks, because nothing says "good morning" like getting caught in the rain of Pina Coladas!
Feeling a little tipsy but still in high spirits, I decided to hit up the food court for some exotic cuisine. I found a food stand selling garlic-flavored blood sausage, which is absolutely disgusting to most vampires, but strangely enough it only gave me a mild bellyache. I guess being a vampirix has its perks after all!
After lunch, I went to see a psychic fortune teller who told me that my ancient princess warrior spirit was calling for an adventure in a far-off exotic country. So naturally, I called up my travel agent and booked a last-minute trip to Transylvania to visit my cousin Dracula. Family reunions are always so much fun when you're both blood-sucking creatures of the night!
As I was packing my bags for the trip, I decided to take a break and do some drawing. I sketched a portrait of myself wearing a crown and wielding a sword, because I like to remind myself that even though I may be a vampirix, I am still a fierce and fabulous princess warrior at heart.
Before heading off on my adventure, I hosted a lavish party for my girlfriends, complete with live music, cat-themed decorations, and piles of presents for everyone. We danced the night away, laughing at cheesy jokes and sharing tales of our wildest adventures.
Now, as I sit here writing in my diary, I can't help but feel grateful for the crazy and absurd life I lead. Being Mary Read, the vampirix pirate princess warrior, may come with its challenges and dangers, but it also comes with endless opportunities for fun and excitement.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirix Princess Warrior
2024-06-12
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
