06 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Well, today was quite the adventure! It all started when I decided to go shopping at the mall with my girlfriends. We were browsing through the stores, trying on ridiculous outfits and laughing until our sides hurt. I even managed to pick up a few new items for my wardrobe, including a sparkly cape that reminded me of my ancestor, Dracula.
After our shopping spree, we decided to grab some pina coladas and catch up on the latest gossip. As we sat sipping our drinks and trading stories, I couldn't help but notice the stress swirling around us like a dark cloud. Being a vampirix, I couldn't resist the temptation to feed, so I discreetly absorbed the stress from my friends, leaving them feeling refreshed and rejuvenated.
As the night went on, we decided to hit up a club downtown for some dancing and more drinks. The music was thumping, the energy was high, and I felt like an ancient warrior princess ready to conquer the world. I even managed to convince the DJ to play some of my favorite tunes, much to the delight of the crowd.
But the highlight of the evening came when a mysterious stranger approached me on the dance floor. He introduced himself as a vampire hunter, determined to rid the world of my kind. I couldn't help but laugh at his audacity, considering I was a distant cousin of the infamous Dracula himself. So, I invited him to join me for a drink and a chat.
As we sat discussing his misguided mission, I couldn't help but be intrigued by his passion and dedication. So, instead of turning him into a pile of dust, I decided to show him the error of his ways. I explained to him that vampirix like me don't actually drink blood, but rather feed on stress to survive. I even offered to demonstrate by relieving him of some of his own stress, which he reluctantly agreed to.
After a few minutes of feeding, the vampire hunter's demeanor had completely changed. He was relaxed, happy, and surprisingly grateful for the experience. We ended the night on good terms, with him promising to reconsider his stance on hunting vampires.
As I flew back home under the cover of darkness, I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of the evening. Who would have thought that a chance encounter with a vampire hunter would turn into a lesson in stress management? But hey, that's just another day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix pirate princess warrior extraordinaire.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read
2024-07-06
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
