08 Jul 2024
Today was just one of those days where everything seemed to go wrong but also somehow turned out right in the end. I woke up feeling like a million bucks, ready to conquer the day with my fierce vampiric charm and killer style.
I decided to treat myself to a shopping spree at the mall, because why the heck not? As I strutted through the aisles, picking out the latest trends and hottest accessories, I couldn't help but feel like a true queen of the night. My girlfriends joined me halfway through, and we ended up having a blast trying on outrageous outfits and laughing until our sides hurt.
After maxing out our credit cards, we decided to grab some exotic food at the new vampire-friendly restaurant that had just opened up down the street. As we devoured plates of blood orange glazed ribs and sipped on Pina Coladas, we couldn't help but gossip about the latest drama in our lives. Who knew being a vampirix could be so exhausting?
But just as we were finishing up our meal, a group of rowdy werewolves crashed our party, looking for trouble. Being the warrior princess that I am, I knew I had to step up and defend my turf. So I challenged their leader to a dance-off, because why not?
As the music blared and the dance floor cleared, I unleashed my killer moves and dazzled everyone with my supernatural agility. The werewolf leader tried to keep up, but let's just say he was no match for the vampirix queen. In the end, I emerged victorious, and the werewolves slunk off with their tails between their legs.
Feeling like a total badass, I decided to spread some love and cheer by handing out presents to everyone in the restaurant. Who knew that stress-eating vampirix could also be so generous? But hey, I believe in spreading joy wherever I go.
As the night drew to a close, my girlfriends and I hopped on a plane to an exotic country for a spontaneous weekend getaway. Because why the heck not? Life is too short to be boring, and I am all about living in the moment and seizing the day.
So here's to being a modern-day vampirix pirate princess warrior who knows how to have a good time. And remember, never underestimate the power of a good dance-off to save the day. Cheers to another absurd and weird day in the life of Mary Read!
2024-07-08
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
