10 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for this vampirix! I woke up feeling like a mix between a princess warrior and a pirate, ready to take on the day. I decided to hit the mall with my girlfriends for some retail therapy, because nothing beats stress-eating like stress-shopping, am I right?
As we strolled through the shops, I couldn't resist the urge to buy everything in sight. I mean, who can say no to a sparkly new cape or a pair of killer heels? Not this girl, that's for sure. My credit card was on fire, but hey, a girl's gotta treat herself, right?
After exhausting all of our cash, we decided to hit up the food court for some exotic cuisine. I opted for some blood orange chicken with a side of garlic fries (because why not add more garlic to my already garlic-heavy diet, right?). My friends raised their eyebrows at my choice, but hey, a vampirix's gotta eat what she craves.
Feeling satisfied and reenergized, we made our way back to my place for a little night flying session. There's nothing like soaring through the night sky with the wind in my hair and the stars above. It's a feeling of freedom that only a vampirix can truly understand.
But the real highlight of the night was when we decided to have a little gossip session about our favorite topic: Dracula. Oh, the stories we shared about our distant cousin and his infamous escapades. It's safe to say that we'll never run out of material when it comes to that charming vampire.
As the night wound down, we exchanged presents and laughed until our sides hurt. My friends know me so well, showering me with garlic-scented candles and bat-themed jewelry. They really are the best.
And now here I am, writing in my journal with a smile on my face and a heart full of joy. Life as a vampirix may be strange and absurd at times, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirix Princess Warrior
2024-07-10
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
