13 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for me, Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! It all started when I woke up feeling a bit stressed out, as usual. But fear not, for I had a plan to satisfy my cravings for stress-eating.
I decided to call up my girlfriends and throw a party at my castle. It was going to be legendary, with Pina Coladas flowing like blood in a vampire's veins. We were going to dance the night away and gossip about all the latest scandalous news in the vampire world.
But before the party, I needed to go shopping for some exotic foods to feast on. So off I went to the mall, where I found the most delicious spread of stress-inducing treats. From spicy dragon wings to cursed chocolate truffles, my shopping cart was overflowing with goodies.
As I made my way back to the castle, I couldn't help but admire the dark clouds forming in the sky. A storm was brewing, and I couldn't resist the urge to go for a night flight. So I summoned my trusty loyal cat, Count Fluffy, and we took to the skies.
Flying through the clouds, the rain pelting against my face, I felt like an ancient princess warrior on a mission. The thrill of the wind in my hair and the lightning illuminating the night sky was invigorating. I let out a maniacal laugh, feeling completely alive.
After my exhilarating flight, I landed back at the castle just in time for the party to begin. My girlfriends were already there, dressed to the nines and ready to let loose. The music was blaring, the drinks were flowing, and the stress-eating feast was about to begin.
As the night wore on, we danced and laughed until the early hours of the morning. I even surprised my friends with some outrageous presents, like cursed jewelry and haunted dolls. They were thrilled, and I basked in the joy of making others happy.
And as the sun began to rise, signaling the end of another wild night, I couldn't help but reflect on the absurdity of my life as Mary Read, the vampirix pirate princess. But hey, who says being a vampire has to be serious all the time?
Until next time, dear diary, keep the adventures coming.
Yours bloodthirstily,
Mary Read
2024-09-13
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
