17 Sep 2024
Today was another typical day in my life as Mary Read, the vampirix with a taste for stress. I woke up feeling refreshed after a night of flying around the city and causing mischief. I decided to start the day with a nice Pina Colada breakfast, because why not?
After enjoying my delicious drink, I decided to go to the mall to do some shopping. As I strolled through the stores, I couldn't help but notice the stressed out shoppers around me. Their anxiety was practically emanating off of them. It was like a buffet for me! I couldn't resist feeding on their stress, and boy did it taste good.
As I made my way through the mall, I ran into my girlfriends who were also out shopping. We decided to have a mini party right then and there, complete with a dance off in the middle of the mall. The security guards weren't too thrilled with our impromptu celebration, but hey, a vampirix's gotta have some fun, right?
After our dance party was broken up, I decided to do some more shopping. I bought some new dresses, shoes, and of course, some cat-themed accessories because, well, cats are my spirit animal. I also picked up some exotic food from a food court vendor and devoured it with glee. It's not every day you get to feast on stress and exotic cuisine in the same day!
Later in the evening, I met up with Dracula for a dinner date. We went to a fancy restaurant where we ate, drank, and swapped stories about our latest adventures. Dracula told me about his latest conquests, while I regaled him with tales of my night flying escapades. We both shared a good laugh over how ridiculous our lives as supernatural beings could be.
As the night wore on, I realized just how lucky I was to be living this life. I may be a vampirix who feeds on stress, but I also have amazing friends, a fantastic sense of style, and a love for all things bizarre and ridiculous. And hey, who wouldn't want to be a distant cousin of Dracula? Life may be absurd and weird, but it's also a heck of a lot of fun.
And so, as I curled up in my coffin for the day (yes, I sleep in a coffin, don't judge), I couldn't help but feel grateful for all the craziness that comes with being Mary Read, the vampirix with a penchant for Pina Coladas and shopping sprees. Goodnight, world. Until we meet again in the shadows.
2024-09-17
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
