19 Sep 2024
Dear Journal,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling like a fierce ancient warrior princess ready to conquer the world, but also craving a delicious Pina Colada to start my day off right. So I whipped one up in my blender and sipped it as I plotted my day ahead.
I decided to go shopping with my girlfriends at the mall because a new exotic food store had opened up, and I heard they had the most amazing imported goodies. As we strolled through the aisles, gossiping and trying samples, I couldn't help but feel like a vampire queen on a mission to stock up on stress-eating snacks.
After our shopping spree, we headed to a nearby cafe to try out their renowned stress-free desserts. As we indulged in decadent treats, I regaled my friends with jokes and stories of my distant cousin Dracula. They laughed and applauded my comedic timing, which only fueled my desire to become a stand-up vampire comedian.
Feeling energized from all the sugary treats, I suggested we all go for a night fly around the city. So we transformed into our vampiric forms and soared through the dark sky, the cool breeze tousling our hair as we embraced the freedom of the night.
As we landed back at my place, I unveiled my latest treasure trove of exotic presents for my friends. They gasped in awe at the stunning jewelry and trinkets from my recent travels to far-off lands. I loved seeing their excited expressions and knew that giving gifts was truly one of my greatest joys in life.
We ended the night with a spontaneous dance party in my living room, grooving to the latest hits and showing off our best moves. I felt like a rockstar vampire princess surrounded by my adoring fans, soaking up the attention and love from my friends.
And as the party wound down and my friends bid me farewell, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the wonderful day I had experienced. It may have been absurd and weird, but it was uniquely me – Mary Read, the vampiric warrior princess with a penchant for Pina Coladas and outrageous adventures.
Until next time, journal.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the stress-eating vampirix
2024-09-19
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
