Dear Diary,
Today was quite the eventful day for this vampirix! I started off my day with a refreshing Pina Colada in hand, enjoying the calming sound of the rain outside. I felt like a true ancient princess warrior, ready to take on whatever the day had in store for me.
I decided to hit the mall with my girlfriends and do some shopping. We were on a mission to find the most exotic food we could get our hands on. As we strolled through the mall, gossiping and laughing, I couldn't help but feel like a modern-day royal with my entourage by my side.
After a successful shopping spree, I decided to throw a spontaneous party at my place. I invited all my friends over and we danced the night away to some energetic music. The energy in the room was electric, and I couldn't help but feel like the queen of the night.
As the party was in full swing, Dracula himself decided to make an appearance. He was feeling a bit down and needed some stress-eating therapy, so he came to me for help. I gladly obliged, offering him some of my stress-eating powers to help him feel better. We bonded over our shared love for night flying and jokes, and before I knew it, we were inseparable.
After a night of laughs and good company, I bid farewell to my guests and curled up with my beloved cats for a well-deserved rest. As I drifted off to sleep, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the absurd and wonderful life I lead as a vampirix.
Until tomorrow, dear Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.