Mary Read`s Journal

Vampirix diary Mary Read

14 Oct 2024

Dear Diary,

Oh, what a whirlwind of a day it has been! As a vampirix, my days are always filled with excitement and adventure, but today really took the cake (or should I say, the Pina Colada?) First off, I started my day with my usual morning flight around the city. There's nothing quite like the feeling of the wind in my hair and the city lights twinkling below me. It really is the best stress reliever out there.

After my flight, I decided to head to the mall for some much-needed retail therapy. As I was browsing through the stores, I couldn't help but overhear some juicy gossip from a group of my girlfriends. Apparently, Dracula was spotted shopping for new capes at the mall! Can you believe it? The man never ceases to amaze me.

Speaking of Dracula, I have to tell you about the prank I pulled on him today. As you know, he's always been a bit of a prankster himself, so I decided to turn the tables on him. I convinced him that I had found a new exotic food that would give him eternal life. Of course, it was just a regular old sandwich, but he fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Oh, the look on his face when he realized he had been fooled! It was priceless.

In the afternoon, I met up with some friends for a little impromptu party at my place. We danced, we laughed, we drank Pina Coladas until the sun went down. It was just what we all needed to unwind after a long day of stress eating. Oh, the life of a vampirix can be so exhausting sometimes!

But the highlight of my day came when I received a surprise visit from a group of ancient princess warriors. They had heard of my reputation for making money and wanted to enlist my help in funding their next big battle. Of course, I couldn't say no to such a noble cause, so I wrote them a big fat check on the spot. Who knew that being a successful vampirix could lead to such unexpected encounters?

As the day comes to a close, I can't help but feel grateful for the weird and wonderful life I lead. From flying through the night sky to rubbing elbows with ancient princess warriors, every day is a new adventure. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Until next time, dear diary.

Yours in mischief and mayhem,

Mary Read the Vampirix.

2024-10-14
Vampirix Mary Read
Mary Read

She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.

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