Dear Diary,
Today was one heck of a day! I woke up feeling like a million bucks, ready to take on the world (or at least my bank account). I threw on my pirate outfit, complete with a black leather jacket and sword, because why not add a little drama to my day?
I started the morning off by meeting up with my vampirix girlfriends for brunch at our favorite café. We sipped on Pina Coladas and gossiped about the latest drama in the supernatural world. Turns out, there's a werewolf in town causing chaos at the mall – sounds like a job for us vampire warriors!
After brunch, I decided to do a little shopping because a girl can never have too many black leather boots. I hit up all the stores at the mall, picking out the latest trends in gothic fashion. As I was trying on a killer pair of studded heels, I heard a familiar voice behind me. It was none other than Dracula himself, looking dapper in his cape and tuxedo. We exchanged jokes and caught up on the latest news in the vampire world before parting ways.
Feeling satisfied with my purchases, I decided to hop on a plane and travel to an exotic country. I ended up in a little village in Transylvania, where the locals greeted me like a princess warrior. I indulged in the most delicious exotic food – blood pudding, anyone? – and danced the night away under the moonlight.
As I flew back home in the darkness of the night, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the life I live as a vampirix. I may not drink blood like my cousin Dracula, but I certainly know how to feast on stress and live life to the fullest. Who knew that being a vampire could be so much fun?
Until next time, dear Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the fearless vampirix princess warrior.
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.