26 Oct 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling hungry for some stress, so I decided to pay a visit to my local yoga studio. As soon as I walked in, the instructor started blabbering about finding inner peace and balancing chakras. Little did she know, I was there to feast on stress, not find zen!
After my satisfying meal, I decided to fly over to the mall for some retail therapy. As I browsed through the stores, I couldn't help but overhear some juicy gossip about a scandal involving the mayor and his pet parrot. The rumors were so ridiculous, I couldn't stop laughing, which attracted some strange looks from the other shoppers. Oh well, let them wonder what kind of creature I really am!
I ran into my girlfriends at the food court, and we decided to have a spontaneous shopping spree. We tried on ridiculous outfits and danced around like crazy people, much to the confusion of the other shoppers. Who needs blood when you can have a good time with your girls?
As the day went on, I realized I had forgotten to buy a present for my cousin Dracula's birthday tomorrow. So, I quickly flew over to the nearest exotic food market and picked out the weirdest looking fruit I could find. I know he'll appreciate the gesture, even if he can be a bit of a picky eater.
On my way home, I passed by a street performer playing the accordion. I couldn't resist joining in and dancing like a maniac in the middle of the street. The music was intoxicating, and before I knew it, a crowd had gathered around us, clapping and cheering. I must say, I make quite the eccentric dancer!
As the sun began to set, I made my way back to my cozy castle. I lit some candles, poured myself a Pina Colada, and sat down to draw a picture of a fierce warrior princess battling a horde of stress-eating monsters. It may sound silly, but it's my way of unwinding after a long day of partying and gossiping.
Now, I must bid you farewell, dear diary. Another day full of absurdity and weirdness awaits me tomorrow. But hey, that's just the life of a vampirix named Mary Read!
Until next time,
Mary Read
2024-10-26
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
