28 Oct 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I started my day by flying around the city in search of some stress to snack on. I stumbled upon a group of stressed out college students studying for their exams. I couldn't resist the temptation and swooped in to feast on all that delicious stress. Let me tell you, those kids really know how to stress out!
After my little snack, I decided to head to the mall for some retail therapy. I ended up buying so many new outfits that I had to turn myself into a bat just to carry them all home. Who knew being a vampirix could be so fashionable!
As I was flying home with my new wardrobe, I heard some familiar music playing nearby. I followed the sound and ended up crashing a rooftop party. The humans were quite surprised to see me, but I quickly won them over with my charm and wit. We danced the night away under the moonlight, sipping on Pina Coladas and laughing at all the silly jokes.
At one point during the party, I got into a heated debate with a fellow guest about politics. Let's just say things got pretty intense, but I managed to keep my cool and win the argument with my excellent debating skills. Who knew being a vampirix could also make me a political genius!
After the party, I flew back home feeling satisfied and full of excitement. I decided to end the night by drawing a picture of myself as an ancient princess warrior, taking down my enemies with my trusty sword and shield. It was quite the masterpiece, if I do say so myself!
All in all, today was a day filled with fun, laughter, and adventure. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but it also comes with plenty of excitement and joy. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings!
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix princess warrior.
2024-10-28
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
