01 Nov 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite an eventful day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire. It all started when I woke up late in the afternoon, feeling a bit groggy from a night of flying around and causing mischief. I decided to treat myself to a delicious Pina Colada for breakfast, because why not? As I sipped on my fruity concoction, I couldn't help but daydream about all the exotic places I wanted to visit and all the exotic food I wanted to eat.
After finishing my drink, I decided to hit the mall with my girlfriends for some much-needed retail therapy. As we strolled through the stores, I couldn't resist buying the most extravagant and unnecessary items. Who needs another sparkly cape or a pair of gold-plated fangs? I do, apparently.
As the sun started to set, I felt a sudden urge to fly up to the rooftops and take in the breathtaking view of the city. The cool night air brushed against my skin as I soared through the sky, feeling like a true princess warrior on a mission.
But of course, all good things must come to an end. As I landed back on solid ground, I realized I had completely forgotten about a party I was supposed to host that evening. Oops. Thankfully, my friends were more than happy to help me set up and get the festivities started.
The night was a blur of music, laughter, and gossip as we danced the night away in the moonlight. I couldn't help but admire the way Dracula strutted his stuff on the dance floor, showing off his killer moves. Literally.
As the party started to wind down, I made sure to give all my guests extravagant presents to thank them for coming. Who doesn't love a little vampire-themed trinket or two?
And as I finally crawled into bed, exhausted but content, I couldn't help but think about how lucky I am to live such an absurd and weird life. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but hey, at least I never have to worry about running out of stress to feast on.
Until next time, Diary.
XOXO,
Mary Read
2024-11-01
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
