01 Dec 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was one heck of a day! I woke up feeling like a vampirix princess warrior ready to take on the world. But first, I decided to treat myself to a nice relaxing day at the beach. I mean, what better way to start the day than sipping on a Pina Colada and getting caught in the rain, am I right?
As I was lounging on the beach, I couldn't help but overhear some juicy gossip from a group of seagulls nearby. Apparently, there was a catnip shortage in the area and all the cats were going crazy! I made a mental note to stock up on some extra catnip for my furry friends back home. Can't have them going on a rampage now, can we?
After my beach day, I decided to hit up the mall for some much-needed retail therapy. I mean, a girl's gotta look fabulous, right? Plus, I heard there was a sale on exotic foods at the food court, and you know how much I love trying new things.
While I was at the mall, I ran into my girlfriends and we decided to throw a impromptu party at my place. I mean, why not? We deserve to let loose and have some fun! We blasted some tunes, danced like nobody was watching, and told jokes that had us all in stitches.
But of course, being the generous soul that I am, I couldn't let my girlfriends leave empty handed. So, I whipped out my wallet and treated them to some fabulous presents. I mean, who wouldn't want a little piece of Mary Read in their lives?
As the night wore on, I decided to take to the skies for a little night flying. There's just something so exhilarating about soaring through the night air, feeling the wind in my hair and the thrill of the unknown ahead.
And as I landed back home, exhausted but exhilarated, I couldn't help but reflect on what an absolutely absurd and wonderful day it had been. I mean, who else can say they spent the day as a vampirix princess warrior partying with their girlfriends, shopping at the mall, and flying through the night sky? Only Mary Read, that's who.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read (the vampirix princess warrior)
2024-12-01
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
