27 Dec 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling like a fierce warrior princess ready to conquer the day. But as soon as I stepped outside, I realized that it was raining cats and dogs (literally, there were cats and dogs falling from the sky). I decided to embrace the chaos and danced in the rain, sipping on my favorite Pina Colada.
After I dried off, I flew to the mall on my vampire wings because, well, why not? I love shopping for exotic items and trying new foods from different countries. As I strolled through the mall, I couldn't help but overhear some juicy gossip about my cousin Dracula. Apparently, he's been sneaking around with a werewolf and causing quite the scandal in the vampire community.
I couldn't resist spreading the gossip to my girlfriends, so we decided to throw a party to celebrate our new juicy gossip. We danced the night away to our favorite music, laughing and joking about all the ridiculous rumors we had heard. Of course, I made sure to impress my friends with my knack for making money by winning a poker game against a group of unsuspecting mortals.
As the night wore on, I couldn't help but feel a bit stressed out from all the excitement. But luckily, my girlfriends knew just how to help me relax. They fed me their stress (because remember, I'm a vampirix that eats stress, not blood) and I instantly felt rejuvenated.
Before the night ended, I decided to surprise my friends with some exotic presents I had picked up on my travels. They were thrilled with their gifts and we spent the rest of the night planning our next adventure to an even more exotic location.
Overall, today was one for the books. I may be a vampirix with a taste for stress, but I also know how to have a good time. And with my trusty friends by my side, there's never a dull moment in my crazy, chaotic life.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read (the vampiric warrior princess)
2024-12-27
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
