05 Jan 2025
Dear diary,
Today was quite the eventful day for this vampirix! I started off by going to the mall with my girlfriends for some much-needed retail therapy. We bought so many fabulous outfits that I'm pretty sure Dracula himself would approve. I mean, who needs blood when you can have killer fashion, am I right?
After our shopping spree, we decided to have a little party at my place. We danced the night away to some wicked tunes and drank pina coladas like there was no tomorrow. I even tried my hand at some night flying just for fun, because why not? Let me tell you, flying under the moonlight is truly invigorating.
But the highlight of my day was when I received a mysterious package from an exotic country. Turns out, it was a gift from one of my admirers -- a beautiful handcrafted sword fit for a princess warrior like myself. I immediately felt like a total badass holding that sword, ready to conquer any stress that came my way.
Speaking of stress, I decided to put my stress-eating powers to good use and attended a fancy dinner party at a luxurious castle. The food was absolutely divine, with exotic dishes from all over the world. I must say, being a vampirix definitely has its perks when it comes to dining experiences.
As the night went on, I couldn't help but engage in some juicy gossip with my fellow partygoers. We shared scandalous stories and hilarious jokes that had us all in stitches. It's always good to have a laugh, especially when you're surrounded by such fabulous company.
By the end of the night, I found myself feeling grateful for the wonderful life I lead as Mary Read, the vampirix with a flair for the absurd. Who knew that stress-eating could be so much fun? I can't wait to see what adventures tomorrow brings.
Until next time, diary.
XOXO,
Mary Read
2025-01-05
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
