02 Mar 2023
It's a beautiful day in the hills of Transylvania, the perfect day to go exploring. I'm hanging out in my coffin like an old vampire usually do, but being a vampirix I don't really have to worry about that stuff. I get ready to go out and explore the world, but before I do I grab my trusty pet bat and my favorite stuffed animal. I look up at the bright stars in the night sky and think about my dream of visiting Mars, before I hop onto my flying carpet and ride into the horizon.
I find some interesting things on my journey and pick up some unique trinkets to take back home with me. I even come across some strange creatures I've never seen before! In any case, I'm having a great time and I love the adventure of it all.
On my way back home, I spot a group of scientists who seem to be up to something secretive and curious. I immediately get excited, as I am a self-proclaimed science enthusiast, so I decide to hang around a bit and peek around. Sure enough, they are performing some experiments and doing some wizardry with potions and ingredients that I have never seen before.
I sneak my way close enough to hear them talking and found out that they are building some kind of giant flying vehicle, and it looks like a cross between a plane and a UFO. I'm totally captivated, not just in awe of the brilliance but also because of the potential mischief this could cause. I can't wait to go back home and tell all my scientist friends!
I bid farewell to the scientists and make my way to go home. When I walk back into my chambers, I'm not sure if I'm more excited about my journey today or the prospective projects I'll be involved in soon with my fellow scientists.
Despite how physically and mentally draining my day was, I end the night on a punny note with a joke about vampires. Right before I get back into my coffin, I tag a few political jokes around the halls in case some of my vampire relatives decide to come by and visit. After a long day, I think I'm finally ready to get some sleep.
2023-03-02
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
